soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

oh my god

just

take the money

and walk away

just 

do it

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hey guys ask me shit

I have an ask box for a reason you know

gangbanglerfish:


Sufferer

What Are You Doing

Put On A Shirt This Instant You Half Nude Fool


SHIRTS ARE FOR FUCKASSES, MOM! GOD LET ME LIVE MY LIFE

Sufferer I Swear To You That If You Do Not Put On A Shirt I Will Make You A Pair Of Pants So High That They Will Function Like A…

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corgiaddict:

kipperthecorgi:

Look at how much I’ve grown!

Also I used to have a floppy ear.

Dawwwww

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this cat is literally me
meow

this cat is literally me

meow

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

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sugoihime:

strider stickers giveaway!

heY GUYS…. THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SILLY TEXT POSTS.. and my art AND FOR 2000+ FOLLOWERS WOW i don’t deserve any of you bUT AS A HUUUGE ARIGATOU TO YOU ALL, here have some strider stickers you can win!!! (◕‿◕✿)

because i’m a loser and identify as ~*~stridersexual~*~ all i drew were striders.. SO YEAH!! i sent some to a few of my friends too ah i hope you guys all like them!!!

note: they are kinda small! they’re about 2in/4-5cm tall v w v

IMPORTANT STUFF HERE I GUESS:

  • 3 random winners!
  • i’m counting reblogs only
  • with that said, reblog as many times as you’d like! just be mindful of your followers/dashboard!
  • there is no need to follow (please don’t omg i kinda post lots of nasty stuff (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ )
  • i can ship internationally! ( just expect lots of stamps )
  • please have your asks open!
  • this will end on SUNDAY, JUNE 24TH 12:00am US CENTRAL TIME!

YEAH I THINK THAT’S IT 。*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)。:゜★。 please send any asks if there are any questions!!

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sugoihime:

strider stickers giveaway!

heY GUYS…. THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SILLY TEXT POSTS.. and my art AND FOR 2000+ FOLLOWERS WOW i don’t deserve any of you bUT AS A HUUUGE ARIGATOU TO YOU ALL, here have some strider stickers you can win!!! (◕‿◕✿)

because i’m a loser and identify as ~*~stridersexual~*~ all i drew were striders.. SO YEAH!! i sent some to a few of my friends too ah i hope you guys all like them!!!

note: they are kinda small! they’re about 2in/4-5cm tall v w v

IMPORTANT STUFF HERE I GUESS:

  • 3 random winners!
  • i’m counting reblogs only
  • with that said, reblog as many times as you’d like! just be mindful of your followers/dashboard!
  • there is no need to follow (please don’t omg i kinda post lots of nasty stuff (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ )
  • i can ship internationally! ( just expect lots of stamps )
  • please have your asks open!
  • this will end on SUNDAY, JUNE 24TH 12:00am US CENTRAL TIME!

YEAH I THINK THAT’S IT 。*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)。:゜★。 please send any asks if there are any questions!!

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